"My Life, My Rules": Archive

When your followers call you by your name, not your url

Jul 31, 20117,933 notes

I envy people who can dance like this.

And then there’s me.

Jul 31, 2011148,714 notes

Paano ba manligaw ang BSBio Student?

Biologist ako.

Gusto kitang maging kasintahan dahil nasa iyo lahat ng Morphological Characteristics na babagay sa Dominant Trait ng DNA ko.

Kung magkakatuluyan tayo, makaka-produce tayo ng Offspring na magke-create ng malaking Gene Pool sa Society dahilan upang di masira ang patuloy na pag-Evolve nating mga Homo sapien species sa ating Ecosystem.

At dahil don, maavoid ang Extinction sa SANGKATAUHAN.

KAYA, SAGUTIN MO NA AKO.

Jul 31, 201173 notes

Google turned 12 this year. This means we only have one more year to use it before it turns into a teenager and won't answer anything!

lolsofunny:

lol

Jul 31, 2011116,266 notes

"Are we taking the prank too far?" "Nah, send in the second one."

Jul 31, 201146,947 notes

Jul 30, 20113,688 notes

Jul 30, 20119,683 notes

no-excuses-no-lies:

1. First thing you wash in the shower?
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
4.Do you plan outfits?
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red?
7. Do you say aim or a-i-m?8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
9. Did you meet anybody new today?
10. What are you craving right now?
11. Do you floss?
12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
13. When was the last time you talked on aim?
14. Are you emotional?
15. Would you dance to the taco song?
16. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
18. Do you like your hair?
19. Do you like yourself?
20. Have you ever met a celebrity?
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
22. What are you listening to right now?
23. How many countries have you visited?
24. Are your parents strict?
25. Would you go sky diving?
26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
27. Would you throw potatoes at him?
28. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in?
29. Have you ever been in a castle?
30. Do you rent movies often?
31. Who sits in behind you in your math class?
32. Have you made a prank phone call?
33. Do you own a gun?
34. Can you count backwards from 74?
35. Who are you going to be with tonight?
36. Brown or white eggs?
37. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
38. Ever been on a train?
39. Ever been in love?
40. Do you have a cell-phone?
41. Are you too forgiving?
42. Do you use chap stick?
43. What is your best friend doing tomorrow?
44. Can you use chop sticks?
45. Ever have cream puffs?

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